It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
"There’s no time for romance. We’ve got shit to avenge!"